Dumb Birds!

My Jeep has had to sit outside the last couple nights because there's stuff we need to put in the attic sitting in the Jeep's spot. We've been too lazy to haul it up there. Anyway, I went out to go to work this morning and there was bird poo all over my poor little Jeep. I'm not talking just a spot. I'm talking at least 9 big old splotches of poo all over my windshield. Dang birds were either having a party or something didn't agree with one bird. LOL