Eric wanted to surprise Cyndi so he brought me and the youngest princess out to visit. Cyndi was on to us though ;) She's one smart cookie!! She was even tracking my flights online. How she figured it out, I'll never know. I do think, though, that she was pleasantly "surprised". hehehehe
Chris posted this on a board. It's hilarious!
Thanks for all the emails of 2006:
I must send my thanks to whomever sent me the one about rat poop in the
glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope
that needs sealing.
Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.
I no longer have any savings because I gave it to that sick girl who is
about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time.
My lack of money will change soon though when I receive the $15,000 that
Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their
special e-mail program.
I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out
for me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish.
I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant
freaks with no eyes or feathers.
I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water
buffalo on a hot day.
Because of your concern I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove
toilet stains.
I no longer can buy gasoline without taking a man along to watch the car so
a serial killer won't crawl in my back seat when I'm pumping gas.
I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr. Pepper since the people who make these
products are atheists who refuse to put "Under God" on their cans.
I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer.
And thanks for letting me know I can't boil a cup water in the microwave
anymore because it will blow up in my face...disfiguring me for life.
I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked
with a needle infected with AIDS.
I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a
perfume sample and rob me.
I no longer receive packages from UPS or FedEx since they are actually Al
Qaeda in disguise.
I no longer shop at Target since they are French and don't support our
American troops or the Salvation Army.
I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number
for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore,
and Uzbekistan.
I no longer buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus since I now have their
recipe.
Thanks to you, I can't use anyone's toilet but mine because a big brown
African spider is lurking under the seat to cause me instant death when it
bites my butt.
Thank you too for all the endless advice Andy Rooney has given us. I can
live a better life now because he's told us how to fix everything.
And thanks to your great advice, I can't ever pick up $5.00 I dropped in
the parking lot because it probably was placed there by a sex molester
waiting underneath my car to grab my leg.
Oh, and don't forget this one either! I can no longer drive my car because
I can't buy gas from certain gas companies!
If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 70
minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 PM this
afternoon and the fleas from 12 camels will infest your back, causing you
to grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it actually happened to
a friend of my next door neighbor's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's
cousin's beautician...
Have a wonderful day....
Ok, Cyndi tagged me, so here I go:
Hmmm, 5 Things You Might Not Know About Me
1. My mom died when I was 4.
2. I was going to go to school for computer engineering, but the college lost my financial aid paperwork, so I went to the Community College and met Craig, and the rest, they say, is history.
3. I love Disney (oh wait, you probably already know that, eh?)
4. I taught Craig how to drive a manual transmission
5. Hmmm, can't think of anything right now lol
Guess what? It was positive! Craig also took in our youngest princess because, guess what? Yep, she's positive again too! 3rd time's the charm, right?
I think I caught the girls' strep throat.....off to the docs I go. I can't just go in for a throat culture because it's been over a year since I've seen the doc. So yay for me, I get to spend $90 on an office visit. Happy happy joy joy. I am made out of money, you know. ;)
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
We had a great day!! I hope you had one as wonderful! We're always so blessed!
Just 10 more days till my birthday!!! Are YOU ready? hehehehe I do have a wish list at Amazon. Just do a search on my name. hehehe I think that if there are still things on my wish list after my birthday, I'm going to buy them myself.....Happy Birthday to me!!!! :-D
Cyndi sent me this:
A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.
For example, if she is ovulating, most women are attracted to a man with rugged and masculine features.
If she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his temple and duct tape over his mouth while he is on fire.
Yesterday was my dad's work Christmas party. He always plays the big guy in the red suit. S was on to him. LOL First thing she said was, "that's Poppa!" and she wouldn't go near him. So I told her that Poppa was one of Santa's special helpers. She still didn't buy it though. LOL She didn't want to sit on his lap or anything. I finally convinced her to give him a nose-kissy just about the time he was leaving. She even smiled and posed for a pic! Woohoo!
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Anyone planning on heading out tomorrow? I looked through the ads and didn't really see anything I couldn't live without. I'm sure Craig and my dad will head out to Sears, it's their annual tradition.
Today is not only Thanksgiving, but it's my Grandma's birthday, so.........
Happy Birthday, Grammy!
We're done....for a while anyway. ;) Birthday season has slowed WAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY down. But, on that note, only about 6 more shopping weeks till my birthday! ha!
Yep, it's here....birthday season. Phew! Anyway, today is one of my best buddies' birthday.
HAPPY 30-something BIRTHDAY, MOLLY!
I guess before I should be thinking about Christmas, I should say...
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!
I really need to get my rear in gear and get organized for Christmas. I know its going to come up a lot faster than I'll be ready for. lol ;) Does anyone have any good tips for getting organized?
