Anyone??? Bueller???

Anyone wanna take the youngest Princess to dance class for me? Come on!! It's SOOOOOOOOO much fun! I know you want to!

Buncha chickens! ;-)

Note to self: Don't forget the book!!!

My Trip to South Dakota

Cyndi's doing a run down on my visit and how she figured it out that I was coming to visit. Go check it out. Either that or I could just copy/paste her words here. ;)

It's Tuesday

Tuesday is better than Monday. It has to be, right? Yeah, I suppose it is. Really. But today is dance class. *YAWN* for me anyway. I get to sit there for an hour listening to all the other moms talk about this and that. Hmmm, I am in the middle of a good book. Guess I should bring it. Hope I don't forget. hahahaha

Diet Black Cherry Vanilla Coke

This is my favorite Coke product. We used to have it in the vending machine at work. The last time the Coke guy came in, he changed out the Diet Black Cherry Vanilla Coke and the caffeine free Diet Coke my bosses drink with regular Diet Coke. My boss's wife called Coke. They called back. Turns out they don't carry those particular flavors on their trucks anymore because they weren't selling as well as the other ones like Coca-Cola Zero. WTH???? So anyway, that explains why I can't find the 20 oz. bottles in the stores anymore either. I'm seriously bummed.

11 Down....

0 to go!!!! Did you hear that? That was me screaming "YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" I'm done with work today!!! I am so tired, but Heroes is coming on next. At least it's DVR'ing, so if I do fall asleep (& I will) I can watch it tomorrow.

10 down....

1 to go!!! Heeeeeehawwwwwww! Yes, I'm loopy. My first shift was at 6 this morning. I'm sleep deprived. hahahaha Of course, I haven't had dinner yet, except for the handful of chocolate chips I just ate. Wonder what sounds good??? Any suggestions?

My new baby

I'm not sure I ever posted anywhere other than telling Cyndi about it. We are the proud owners of a new 2005 Honda TRX 450R. It hauls ASS!!



I grew up on 3-wheelers, etc. Craig's never ridden. So I assumed it was basically my bike, right? Craig didn't know how to ride it with the clutch, etc. WRONG It was hinted at that we'd share it. *Pshaw, yeah, right* ;) Anyway, he took it out with my dad last weekend and now guess who's admitted it's now MY bike? hehehehe

8 down....

8 hours down...........3 to go. *Yawn* I wish I could work them all at one time instead of an hour inbetween shifts here, a half hour there, etc. etc. I know, whine, whine, whine, right? :-D

Ugh, Monday

Ugh, it's Monday. Yippy Skippy. I work almost 11 hours today, and that is if I get off on time from job #2 today. But at least my worst day is at the beginning of the week instead of the end. LOL

Waaaaaaaah

Our time has gone by way too fast. We've gone to school with J, we've gone to the zoo, we've gone to Culvers, we've gone to Chinese. Waaaaaaaaahhh, I don't want to leave tomorrow. I think the M family needs to move here. Ha!

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday, Sweet Little A!!

You're already a year old!! Where has the time gone?? You certainly are a happy little girl. I've so enjoyed getting to know you and hope we get to see you again soon!

Surprise again

Eric wanted to surprise Cyndi so he brought me and the youngest princess out to visit. Cyndi was on to us though ;) She's one smart cookie!! She was even tracking my flights online. How she figured it out, I'll never know. I do think, though, that she was pleasantly "surprised". hehehehe

SURPRISE!

I'm here! I'm here! I'm in South Dakota! I'm at Cyndi and Eric's!!

More to come later!!! Hopefully pictures will follow too! :)

This cracked me up

Chris posted this on a board. It's hilarious!

Thanks for all the emails of 2006:



I must send my thanks to whomever sent me the one about rat poop in the

glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope

that needs sealing.





Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.

I no longer have any savings because I gave it to that sick girl who is

about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time.





My lack of money will change soon though when I receive the $15,000 that

Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their

special e-mail program.





I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out

for me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish.





I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant

freaks with no eyes or feathers.





I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water

buffalo on a hot day.





Because of your concern I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove

toilet stains.





I no longer can buy gasoline without taking a man along to watch the car so

a serial killer won't crawl in my back seat when I'm pumping gas.





I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr. Pepper since the people who make these

products are atheists who refuse to put "Under God" on their cans.





I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer.





And thanks for letting me know I can't boil a cup water in the microwave

anymore because it will blow up in my face...disfiguring me for life.





I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked

with a needle infected with AIDS.





I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a

perfume sample and rob me.





I no longer receive packages from UPS or FedEx since they are actually Al

Qaeda in disguise.





I no longer shop at Target since they are French and don't support our

American troops or the Salvation Army.





I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number

for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore,

and Uzbekistan.





I no longer buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus since I now have their

recipe.





Thanks to you, I can't use anyone's toilet but mine because a big brown

African spider is lurking under the seat to cause me instant death when it

bites my butt.





Thank you too for all the endless advice Andy Rooney has given us. I can

live a better life now because he's told us how to fix everything.





And thanks to your great advice, I can't ever pick up $5.00 I dropped in

the parking lot because it probably was placed there by a sex molester

waiting underneath my car to grab my leg.





Oh, and don't forget this one either! I can no longer drive my car because

I can't buy gas from certain gas companies!





If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 70

minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 PM this

afternoon and the fleas from 12 camels will infest your back, causing you

to grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it actually happened to

a friend of my next door neighbor's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's

cousin's beautician...





Have a wonderful day....

5 Things

Ok, Cyndi tagged me, so here I go:

Hmmm, 5 Things You Might Not Know About Me

1. My mom died when I was 4.

2. I was going to go to school for computer engineering, but the college lost my financial aid paperwork, so I went to the Community College and met Craig, and the rest, they say, is history.

3. I love Disney (oh wait, you probably already know that, eh?)

4. I taught Craig how to drive a manual transmission

5. Hmmm, can't think of anything right now lol

Thank goodness for modern medicine

Guess what? It was positive! Craig also took in our youngest princess because, guess what? Yep, she's positive again too! 3rd time's the charm, right?

Waaaaaaaaah

I think I caught the girls' strep throat.....off to the docs I go. I can't just go in for a throat culture because it's been over a year since I've seen the doc. So yay for me, I get to spend $90 on an office visit. Happy happy joy joy. I am made out of money, you know. ;)

Happy Holidays!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

We had a great day!! I hope you had one as wonderful! We're always so blessed!

Public Service Announcement

Just 10 more days till my birthday!!! Are YOU ready? hehehehe I do have a wish list at Amazon. Just do a search on my name. hehehe I think that if there are still things on my wish list after my birthday, I'm going to buy them myself.....Happy Birthday to me!!!! :-D

Hehehehe

Cyndi sent me this:

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example, if she is ovulating, most women are attracted to a man with rugged and masculine features.

If she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his temple and duct tape over his mouth while he is on fire.