Funny Story

After picking up Oldest Princess today, we were on our way home when this "kid" (under 20) pulled up next to us at a stop light in a lowered Honda CRX. He started lurching forward like he was trying to get me to race. Um, first off, I was turning and he was going straight. Secondly, my Cherokee could drive over the top of him. Thirdly, he didn't know who he was messing with. ;) He kept looking over and I just kind of rolled my eyes at him. Little does he know that I used to drag race. Don't worry, not on the street, on the race track. LOL When I was 16, I took Top Eliminator for the whole race. I got a trophy that was probably 3 feet tall. LOL I still have it around here somewhere, probably somewhere in the pit we lovingly refer to as a garage. LOL So anyway, moral of the story is, don't challenge someone to race when you don't know their background. ;)

Stupid Wench

To the chicky driving the crappy Honda Accord.....don't honk at me and flip me off when you didn't bother to stop at the stop sign and then made an illegal turn. I made a perfectly legal turn and lane change. Oh, and if you didn't happen to notice as you zoomed around me, you didn't get to your 55 and older trailer park any faster. I drove by you in the other lane at the same time you turned into the driveway, so you didn't get one iota further. HA! Wench!